dis me and the guy i occasionally make gay lovings to. i call him da edge cos that’s what i do to him then leave him hanging, nom sayin’?
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Behold! My glorious snot~
xoxoxo
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do u kno what’s devastating?
my pants.
stop crying and fist yourself.
My arms aren’t long enough.
/criesmore
how aren’t they long enough? what are you, a t-rex. >=|
nahh nahh, you just on that excuse hour. don’t play me fool.
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stop crying and fist yourself.
:3
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this is legitimately the most absurd thing I’ve ever seen
girl who ate her tampon vs girl who had sex with her dog fighting on twitter about who’s worse
Just a quick reminder that we’re not even a month into 2013 yet.
There’s no contest, having sex with your dog is way worse than sucking a tampon. Sucking a tampon is gross but kinda commendable, like completing the cinnamon challenge or something. Having sex with a dog is a crime in most places.
I don’t know what’s worse tbh. I think they’re both okay actually. =x
I want to have sex with a dog but can’t.
& I like playing with period blood & dirty pads & stuff…
All in all, these girls are living out my dreams.
YOU GET IT GURRLS!!!!!
(btw gurrls, it’s *than, not then)
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when i cough it makes my butt hurt.
rofl.
this is pleasant.
no. it really is.