GONNA PAINT A WAGON. GONNA PAINT IT GOOD.
do u kno what’s devastating? my pants.
lose-it-all-and-be-free: 0074016285: stop crying and fist yourself. My arms aren’t long enough. /criesmore how aren’t they long enough? what are you, a t-rex. >=| nahh nahh, you just on that excuse hour. don’t play me fool.
stop crying and fist yourself.
when i cough it makes my butt hurt. rofl. this is pleasant. no. it really is.
REBLOG if your icon is actually you.
drakensberg: For those of you who don’t have an okcupid account, here is Redd (Noelle) in all her “Latina” glory. Pretty sure this would be “white passing privilege” by her definition. I mean really, THIS is the chick complaining she lives an oppressed life because she’s a person of color & the white ppl r try’na hold her DOWN!!!!! WAT EVEN. She LOOKS like a...
foreveronhiatus: Have you guys ever watched wrestling? It’s just a bunch of guys in panties wrestling over a sparkly belt. Like really. Ain’t nothing wrong with that. :daydream~
When I find myself sitting around eating my foods & thinking about how good of friends me & Tiberius (Dora’s buns) would be, I know I need to get out more. But then I think, is that really such a bad thing? Then I think some more & tell myself that the fact that I think about being friends with a rabbit in another country instead of going out & making ppl friends in my own...
st00pid-vegunz: If you’re offended by women breastfeeding in public, I’m embarrassed for you. Women breastfeeding confuses me. =( I want to be aroused cos boobs, but can’t cos babies. Lyfe sure is tuff!!!! No but really though, I find it weird how people get so upset over breastfeeding. Maybe they’re confused too, rofl.
Bono had his surgery this morning & all went well. When we picked him up he was so dopey, but since the shot has been wearing off he’s gotten cranky with us. I’m pretty sure he hates us. Hates us all. I don’t blame him. =( I felt bad dropping him off because all you do is… well, drop off your buns & go. All we did was sign papers, weigh him, then he was taken to...
Tomorrow is buns ball doomsday! o: The vet called to ~remind~ us. Trust me, buns ain’t needing no reminder. We on top of dis. Poor fluffy buns. PLS DON’T HATE ME MUCH, I LOVE YOU LOTS!!!!
abbigshmail: Please let Simon Cowell be on the Miss America judging panel. Good god Miss Washington is so fucking tone deaf. & SHE WAS SO HOT. But man… man… Who told her she could sing? Whack.
I have real bad gas right now & it’s not even the fun kind. It’s the ~can’t figure out if I make this fart if I’ll poo myself along with it. & When I do poo I know my butt is gonna fall out~ I can’t enjoy this. >=( & THE STANK. Enough to knock even myself out. Gurrl let me tell ya. Oops. I think my poo is coming. =( Brb!!!!!!!~
Bun bun boing boing goes snip snip.
Over the past few days I’ve been looking at the websites for a few veterinary clinics, trying to find a vet that would be suitable for neutering Bono. Thought I found one. They had on their site that they have a couple of veterinarians that specialize in small animals. Called them this morning & they tell me none of their vets will go near small animals. Them fools need to update their...
Still doing the holiday visit rounds (I’ve already had my fill of people, pls make it stop). Today this woman asked me, “you’re vegan but you can still eat hot dogs right?” How does that… what even… She offered me milk, I said no thanks, can’t drink it. So she offered me chocolate milk. “It’s not the same thing.” What is my life. Who...