dis me and the guy i occasionally make gay lovings to. i call him da edge cos that’s what i do to him then leave him hanging, nom sayin’?

Behold! My glorious snot~ 

xoxoxo

qqqqqqqqqq

extradan:

catswithbenefits:

tempus-edax:

oh my god what

the internet is so awesome

Thank you Tumblr for these wonderful things.

dying.

do u kno what’s devastating?

my pants.

lose-it-all-and-be-free:

0074016285:

stop crying and fist yourself.

My arms aren’t long enough.
/criesmore

how aren’t they long enough? what are you, a t-rex. >=|

nahh nahh, you just on that excuse hour. don’t play me fool.

stop crying and fist yourself.

melyndamoonofficial:

:3

carnivoreanimal:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

hatewizard:

this is legitimately the most absurd thing I’ve ever seen

girl who ate her tampon vs girl who had sex with her dog fighting on twitter about who’s worse

Just a quick reminder that we’re not even a month into 2013 yet.

There’s no contest, having sex with your dog is way worse than sucking a tampon. Sucking a tampon is gross but kinda commendable, like completing the cinnamon challenge or something. Having sex with a dog is a crime in most places.

I don’t know what’s worse tbh. I think they’re both okay actually. =x

I want to have sex with a dog but can’t.

& I like playing with period blood & dirty pads & stuff…

All in all, these girls are living out my dreams. 

YOU GET IT GURRLS!!!!!

(btw gurrls, it’s *than, not then)

when i cough it makes my butt hurt.

rofl.

this is pleasant.

no. it really is.